Quotes by Gerald Barzan

As lousy as things are now, tomorrow they will be somebody's good old days.

Forty for you, sixty for me And equal partners we will be

I wasn't affected by inflation, I had nothing to inflate.

I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own.

Success is the ability to rise above principle.

Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none.

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?

You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.