Quotes by Don Herold

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.