Quotes with money

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

Don't borrow money from a neighbor or a friend, but of a stranger where, paying for it you shall hear of it no more.

Don't stay in bed....unless you can make money in bed.

Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.

Because they did not see merit where they should have seen it, people, to express their regret, will go and leave a lot of money to the very people who will be the first to throw stones at the next person who has anything to say and finds a difficulty in getting a hearing.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

It costs a lot of money to die comfortably.

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.

The money men make lives after them.

The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money and his religious beliefs.